Archive for the ‘TMZ’ Category

Mel Gibson, you are not making any new friends but at least you are keeping your old Nazi ones


2010
07.10

Look some of my friends are N****RS

Mel, Mel Mel….what would we do with out you?   Us gossip mongers need you and sure enough you always manage to deliver.  Let me first tell Mel and his people that I do have a dog in this fight and that’s why I am happy what has happened to him.  I guess anyone who disagrees with the gospel according to Mel can go get raped by AN ANGRY PACK OF…well I digress.

So this week it has been widely reported that Mel has offended Blacks, Mexicans, Jews, and women and being a spiritual man has cheated on his wife and had a child during that period.  Mel, your church can be bought off and may be able to forgive you, but people with brains won’t

So are there any groups out there that Mel hasn’t offended yet?  Oh yes the whites, Catholics and Nazis.    Mel whatever you are trying to do to your career it hasn’t helped it.  Your talent agency has abandoned youNo one except the above mentioned groups want to see your films.  In fact your last film cost $80 million to produce and only brought in $43 Million and that’s with excellent reviews of the film.  It’s time to seek help or at the very least start making films for your audience like a remake of “Triumph of the Will.” But my dog will urinate on your leg even after you seek help because if at 54 years old you have these views then not much is going to change you.

Tiger Woods: I’m Sorry That I Got Caught


2010
02.19

I found a few minutes this morning to get away and listen to the press conference.  This was the biggest news story since man supposedly landed on the moon.    And yes Tiger is sorry.  He apologized to his Wife, his kids, his corporate sponsors, his fans, his newspaperboy and to TMZ for making the press conference so early in the morning.  Once again as I have said in my past posts “WHY SHOULD WE GIVE A FLYING FIG?”

Well I’ll tell you why we should care because we don’t have to hear about Haiti anymore and ABC “NEWS” can devote 1 hour of prime time to a 10 minute press conference.  Who cares about hundreds of thousands of dead Haitian now we can concentrate on what really matter: Celebrity Shame.  So now we can gather ’round the water cooler and discuss his public shame and point at the giant crimson A on his shirt.

So now we heard a statement written by everybody but Tiger and we have seen him mope his head.   And we noticed that his wife is nowhere near him.  So what does all this mean?   WE SHOULDNT WE GIVE A FLYING FIG.

Brittany Murphy 911 Tape: A Mother’s Tears and TMZ’s Windfall


2010
01.08

TMZ: the Classiest Show on Air

TMZ has done it again.   They know when to draw the line.  Hidden camera naked photos is not news but reporting about it and showing the photos you were offered is.  Playing 911 calls (which as you know is a favorite of TMZ) is not illegal therefore you can report on that.  Case and point is the 911 call of Brittany Murphy’s Mother, Sharon, as she is crying, “Brittany, please come back!” and then she breaks into sobs.  If you are sick enough to want to hear this you can visit NY Post instead.  I can’t believe I am recommending people to go to the post’s site.

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