I found a few minutes this morning to get away and listen to the press conference. This was the biggest news story since man supposedly landed on the moon. And yes Tiger is sorry. He apologized to his Wife, his kids, his corporate sponsors, his fans, his newspaperboy and to TMZ for making the press conference so early in the morning. Once again as I have said in my past posts “WHY SHOULD WE GIVE A FLYING FIG?”
Well I’ll tell you why we should care because we don’t have to hear about Haiti anymore and ABC “NEWS” can devote 1 hour of prime time to a 10 minute press conference. Who cares about hundreds of thousands of dead Haitian now we can concentrate on what really matter: Celebrity Shame. So now we can gather ’round the water cooler and discuss his public shame and point at the giant crimson A on his shirt.
So now we heard a statement written by everybody but Tiger and we have seen him mope his head. And we noticed that his wife is nowhere near him. So what does all this mean? WE SHOULDNT WE GIVE A FLYING FIG.
