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Mel Gibson, you are not making any new friends but at least you are keeping your old Nazi ones


2010
07.10

Look some of my friends are N****RS

Mel, Mel Mel….what would we do with out you?   Us gossip mongers need you and sure enough you always manage to deliver.  Let me first tell Mel and his people that I do have a dog in this fight and that’s why I am happy what has happened to him.  I guess anyone who disagrees with the gospel according to Mel can go get raped by AN ANGRY PACK OF…well I digress.

So this week it has been widely reported that Mel has offended Blacks, Mexicans, Jews, and women and being a spiritual man has cheated on his wife and had a child during that period.  Mel, your church can be bought off and may be able to forgive you, but people with brains won’t

So are there any groups out there that Mel hasn’t offended yet?  Oh yes the whites, Catholics and Nazis.    Mel whatever you are trying to do to your career it hasn’t helped it.  Your talent agency has abandoned youNo one except the above mentioned groups want to see your films.  In fact your last film cost $80 million to produce and only brought in $43 Million and that’s with excellent reviews of the film.  It’s time to seek help or at the very least start making films for your audience like a remake of “Triumph of the Will.” But my dog will urinate on your leg even after you seek help because if at 54 years old you have these views then not much is going to change you.

Tiger Woods: I’m Sorry That I Got Caught


2010
02.19

I found a few minutes this morning to get away and listen to the press conference.  This was the biggest news story since man supposedly landed on the moon.    And yes Tiger is sorry.  He apologized to his Wife, his kids, his corporate sponsors, his fans, his newspaperboy and to TMZ for making the press conference so early in the morning.  Once again as I have said in my past posts “WHY SHOULD WE GIVE A FLYING FIG?”

Well I’ll tell you why we should care because we don’t have to hear about Haiti anymore and ABC “NEWS” can devote 1 hour of prime time to a 10 minute press conference.  Who cares about hundreds of thousands of dead Haitian now we can concentrate on what really matter: Celebrity Shame.  So now we can gather ’round the water cooler and discuss his public shame and point at the giant crimson A on his shirt.

So now we heard a statement written by everybody but Tiger and we have seen him mope his head.   And we noticed that his wife is nowhere near him.  So what does all this mean?   WE SHOULDNT WE GIVE A FLYING FIG.

Mark McGwire admits to Steroid Usage


2010
01.11

When he was yound and with working testicles

Mark McGwire admitted during an Associated Press phone interview that he did in fact take steroids.  This was a shock to no one with the exception of Tony Larussa who in a 2002 interview said that McGwire never used steroids.  In the March 16, 2006 edition of  the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, La Russa still defended McGwire:

La Russa, who maintains McGwire strengthened himself legally under supervision of current Cardinals first base coach Dave McKay, Thursday wished for a player of stature to assume the role McGwire pledged himself for last March. “I have long felt, and still do, there are certain players who need to publicize the legal way to get strong,” La Russa insisted. “That’s my biggest complaint. When those players have been asked, they’ve been very defensive or they’ve come out and said ‘Whatever.’ Somebody should explain that you can get big and strong in a legal way. If you’re willing to work hard and be smart about what you ingest, it can be done in a legal way.”

Added La Russa: “That’s the basis of why I felt so strongly about Mark. I saw him do that for years and years and years. That’s why I believe it. I don’t have anything else to add. Nothing has happened since he made that statement to change my mind.”

I wonder if  Larussa now believes McGwire was on the Juice?  Jose Canseco is looking more and more like a reliable source with each passing year.

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