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Can’t Tiger Keep it in His Pants???


2009
12.15

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Golf Pants

I was watching CNN again and I think I am going to say it: “24 Hour News Station does not mean 24 hours of gossip.”  The final straw for me was Larry king and listening to Donald Trump speak about the incident and Charles Barkley giving his 2 cents. It is enough!!!!!  Tiger cheated on his wife but that is no reason to devote an hour of network time to interviewing people who met Tiger Woods and asking them what they would do if they were in Tiger’s shoes.

There was an awful DVD that came out years ago called Tupac:Words Never Die.  It was a documentary interviewing people who met Tupac.  These people included a bouncer at a club and a woman he tried to hit on.  The Larry King interview with all these celebrities made me think of the DVD and how pointless theses interviews are.  How can Donald Trump give an interview about cheating on a wife….. bad example.

The story is nothing unusual in the sports world.  Baseball players have had a different woman in every city.  Soccer stars have had affairs too.  Can CNN go back to what it does best which is report the news no matter how little we appreciate it.

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Kourtney Kardashian Kreates a Kid


2009
12.14

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Anything we can do to have an itty bitty bikini appear in our site

Anything we can do to have an itty bitty bikini appear in our site

Yes kids Kourtney Kardashian had a kid and now we can go on with our lives.  Kardahian known for…what is she known for again?  (This celebrity reporting is tough)   Well according to Wikipedia she is known for being on a Reality TV Show where her family was trying to see who could bore the audience the most .  Well hopefully she’ll have no time to contemplate a return to television now that she has breed-ed and her family could continue doing that thing they do.  By the way has that Henne fellow been given a reality TV series yet????

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Where have you gone Paris Hilton-io


2009
12.13

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A celebrity website without Paris Hilton is like a disctionary without the letter A

A celebrity website without Paris Hilton is like a dictionary without the letter "A"

Paris Hilton is to celebrity what Babe Ruth is to Baseball (now how is that for a S.A.T. question?)  This is what the foundation of my website was built on;  a celebrity for just being a celebrity.  Paris Hilton will not find a cure for cancer or at least I believe she won’t.  She will not make this planet any better with her exploits nor will anybody learn anything of value from what she has to say or do.  Yet she can get plenty press converge for not wearing underwear or changing her catch phrase.

Right now Paris Hilton who has not really done anything to raise the eyebrow of the media in recent months still has over 5000 recent articles written about her in the news according to Google News.  I would like to see even 1% of her total being used for reports on individuals who help others but that is unlikely to happen.  We need excitement and controversy not goodness.

I have always felt that what we as Americans have A.D.D.  and with the internet, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood and the National Enquirer, our A.D.D. is being  given more fuel than it needs.

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Tiger’s Sabbatical: Tiger is pulling a John Lennon in order to save his marriage


2009
12.11

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What's wrong with you man? Look at her!!!!!

What's wrong with you man? Look at her!!!!!

Tiger is taking an ‘indefinite break’ from golf, so says his website. This is great if he is really going to be working on his marriage.  The thing about this though is that the Woods family has to get the hell out of Orlando and go somewhere private and secluded where helicopters won’t fly overhead taking video of anything or everything.   Tiger could easily kill this story the same way that David Letterman,  Mark Sanford (by the way he and his wife have filed for divorce today), and the Michael Douglas character in Fatal Attraction did it.  When John Lennon was unfaithful he went on a sabbatical too and became a family man.  I think Tiger  is going to have to decide what is more important golf or his family (by the way for all we know this hiatus might only be a short one until the Grand Slam Tournaments).

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Jon Gosselin’s Media Circus is Over???


2009
12.11

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Jon and his bimbos

Jon and his bimbos

TLC’s dream to exploit 8 children for the rest of eternity took a positive turn yesterday when the judge ruled that Jon Gosselin cannot pimp himself out unless he is willing to do so for TLC first.  Chief Operating Officer at TLC, Edward Sabin reminding us how fake reality TV can be said to TMZ: “Jon surrounded by scores of bikini-clad women is inconsistent with the image of our show.”  If only Jon could surround himself with products that TLC could charge for then it would be O.K.  I’m sure Jon will negotiate a way to exploit his kids again in order to prostitute himself out to the media again.

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And Tiger’s Mystery Woman is…..


2009
12.08

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Tiger's Mother-in-Law

Tiger's Mother-in-Law

“Tiger Woods’ mother-in-law is in a stable condition after being taken from his Florida home in an ambulance in the early hours, a hospital spokesman says.”  Now we can all rest easier   By the way since no media outlet is saying her name it is Barbro Holmberg and she was suffering through stomach pains and was rushed to the hospital.

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Woman rushed to hospital from Tiger Woods’ house


2009
12.08

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Elin Nordegren on a stretcher?

This is getting a little ridiculous now.  Nothing ever good happens at Tigers house at 2 in the morning (unless you happen to work for TMZ or CNN).  The media is going crazy reporting another non-story.  Once again my nose for news informs me that this story has more to do with the hundreds of media outlets hanging around outside the Woods’ home rather than anything else.  Christmas may not be good for Tiger and Elin this year but CNN has hours to fill up now.  “Who is the woman on the stretcher?”  “Is it Tiger’s wife?”  “Is it his mother-in-law?”  “Is it Elin’s twin-sister?”  Or  “Is it another Tiger bimbo?”

There are children missing in the world.  There is a war in Iraq and Afghanistan.  There are people dying from various causes but CNN can fill 15 miniutes each and every hour with a story about Tiger.

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Tiger Woods’ Fatal Attraction


2009
12.03

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Tiger and his wife

Tiger and his wife

On Tiger Woods’ website he made an apology.    He said he did a bad bad thing.  He indicated he may have cheated.  This horrified me to think another star athlete has cheated just like Mark McGuire (supposedly),  Tim Montgomery, and the Iron Sheik.

How could a man, who I admired and emulated, do this to me?  How could Tiger, the greatest golfer in the history of mankind, do such a thing?  How could he disrespect the game the way that he did?  Oh wait he didn’t disrespect the game.  Tiger the Golfer did not cheat in golf but on his wife.  He disrespected his wife and family.  And this affects me how????

If it wasn’t for poor and reckless driving (it’s hard to drive with a golf club swinging at your windshield), we would have never been the wiser (unless one of these bimbos decided to sell their story).  This whole incident would have been behind closed doors.  I learned a long, long time ago that the people you see in public are different than the people they are outside the public eye.  I can tell you of a story about an actor who appeared on the Tonight Show, telling how he cleaned up his act and no longer was drinking or doing drugs and the week following that he was with me asking me to score a couple of grams for him.  I could also tell you of a newlywed musician who appeared on Entertainment Tonight talking about his new wife and how happy he was and the next week he was thanking a buddy for getting him a virgin the night before at the recording studio.

I am not sure Tiger needed to apologize to me but that was his choice.  My choice is to realize that Tiger the Golfer is who I admire and not Tiger the Man and that is your choice too I guess.

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